"Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls become the very hinges that hold them together"

—Lisa Kleypas

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those-dead-frenchboys:

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

jean valjean

you want to be jean valjean

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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Nothing compares to the relief you feel when the expiration date on the food you’ve just swallowed hasn’t passed.

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I live the majority of my life with chip crumbs in my cleavage.

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